“It is, or it will be. If you put them together, it'll'm”
— 2024 Brier, Semi-final
“Somebody will write a curling comic book about him: The Flasch”
— 2024 Brier, Semi-final
“Still can't touch the Great Wall of Regina”
— 2024 Brier, Page 1/2
“Are we looking at Cinder-fella?!”
— 2024 Brier, Page 3/4
“Hope he wins tonight, or he will be a done-stone”
— 2024 Brier, Dunstone vs Jacobs
“He doesn't want to go Oromoct-O-and-7”
— 2024 Brier, Botcher vs Carruthers
“The bees, the bees, the bees!”
— 2024 Brier, Koe vs McEwen
“I'm not laughing out loud, I'm inwardly laughing”
— 2024 Brier, AB vs AB
“Rachel Homan, for a time, couldn’t even spell draw”
— 2024 Scotties, Page 1-2 - Homan vs Jones
“And a 12-foot game becomes a 4-foot game”
— 2024 Scotties, Page 1-2 - Homan vs Jones
“Someone check the stones for Velcro, they just will not move!”
— 2024 Scotties, Page 1-2 - Homan vs Jones
“Right, pause, left, here it comes!”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Sturmay
“MacCuish push!”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Sturmay
“Let’s go for a walk ladies, let’s go for a walk.”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Sturmay
“Margot Flemming”
— 2024 Scotties, Grandy vs Cameron
“The differences in the coaches-ing.”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson
“Mom might have a talk with you later.”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson
“That silly stone over there on the right-hand side”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson
“What would you like? Fries? Hamburger, maybe?”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson
“Unless she falls down, or throws it to Canmore, it's going to be a two.”
— 2024 Scotties, Homan vs Jones
“Jones had the chance to close the door, left it open. Homan walks through for one.”
— 2024 Scotties, Homan vs Jones
“Everything has been a Cirque du Soleil shot so far for Laurie St. George ”
— 2024 Scotties, QC vs AB
“Are you giving this away? Are you going to give this away?? You did.”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs McCarville
“Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Hello, GOODBYE!!”
— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs McCarville
“A dandy by Grandy”
— 2023 Scotties, CA vs BC
“Who makes the last mistake?”
— 2022 Men’s Worlds, Semi-final - CAN vs USA
“The brushing Bee Gees: staying alive, staying alive!”
— 2022 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NED
“So a little bit of a change in strategy for the Canadians - make the Dutch make some shots”
— 2022 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NED
“Crunch crunch, and now 1-2-3”
— 2022 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs CZE
“We will be cheering every stone of the way”
— 2022 Women’s Worlds, Final - Switzerland vs Korea
“Makes the little bump, a little pooch as they say”
— 2022 Women’s Worlds, CAN vs SUI
“It's a three-for-all!”
— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC
“Assume the positions!”
— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC
“Morris on top, and all kinds of pressure”
— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC
“Everybody take a stone!”
— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC
“The battle of the so-far-winless”
— 2022 Brier, NS vs NO
“Paul Flemming is 53 ... we're not quite sure if there's a future left for him”
— 2022 Brier, NS vs NO
“I'm getting very good at my zeroes”
— 2022 Brier, CA vs AB
“You know, watching is different than driving”
— 2022 Brier, CA vs AB
“Pucker up! Oh, you don't get there”
— 2022 Scotties, 1-2 game - NB vs NO
“A force is a force, of course”
— 2022 Scotties, 3-4 game - CA vs WC
“Oh, the sound of the moose running loose”
— 2022 Scotties, Playoffs - NO vs WC
“So here we go, click click click click click click click click click click, tiebreaker!”
— 2022 Scotties, Tiebreaker - NT vs MB
“It is going, and going, and going … and it is gone”
— 2022 Scotties, Playoffs - NO vs NS
“She learns a lot from you, and falls asleep with me”
— 2022 Scotties, MB vs NS
“Not the pinball wizard ...”
— 2022 Scotties, SK vs NO
“Oh very nice, Margot Flemming!”
— 2022 Scotties, NT vs MB
“No knockout punch, but a nice little jab of 2”
— 2022 Scotties, WC1 vs WC2
“So the student smacks the teacher with a 5”
— 2022 Scotties, QC vs CA
“So the stealers get stolen”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC3
“That, Cathy, is how you park a horse”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2
“Some would say I'm a club commentator”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2
“Looked like a little bit of a fire drill there”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2
“You can just hear it beep as it goes backwards”
— 2021 Olympic Trials, Semi Final - Koe vs Jacobs
“They'll lose like they've never lost before”
— 2021 Olympic Trials, Einarson vs Rocque
“Lose, Win, Lose, Win, UH! ... Lose”
— 2021 Olympic Trials, Homan vs Einerson
“Looking to make something of what appears to be nothing”
— 2021 Olympic Trials, Homan vs McCarville
“Go one way, get the elastic band tight, and back the other way”
— 2021 Olympic Trials, Jones vs Einarson
“It’s a fight here, it’s a fight! And they’re going to lose it”
— 2021 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NOR
“You build up muscle in your arms, but that brain muscle too, and that is still to come for some of these teams”
— 2021 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SWE
“In a game where he has struggled with the weight, suddenly the weight is off his shoulders”
— 2021 Brier, ON vs WC3
“Look at it go, back up, sideways, all directions!”
— 2021 Brier, ON vs WC3
“Catcher in the Red”
— 2021 Brier, WC2 vs ON
“That’s five on this hand, and one on that hand”
— 2021 Brier, NS vs QC
“There’s the Christmas tree, but he crashed. The bough fell down”
— 2021 Brier, NS vs QC
“From control to doubt, just like that”
— 2021 Scotties Final, ON vs CAN
“Got a little train going here”
— 2021 Brier, CAN vs WC1
“The feet moved, the brush didn’t”
— 2021 Brier, WC1 vs NO
“Can you squeeze it, can you squish it?”
— 2021 Scotties Final, ON vs CAN
“You’re the next contestant. Here we go to the edge of the button!”
— 2021 Scotties Final, ON vs CAN
“She was Cinderella in a slider”
— 2021 Scotties, QC vs PEI
“She’s got the shovel out, she’s bailing!”
— 2021 Scotties, WC2 vs CAN
“Margot Flemming!”
— 2021 Scotties, WC2 vs CAN
“Friday morning, and the screw finally comes loose”
— 2018 Women’s Worlds, CAN vs JPN
“Japan starts with a J”
— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Semi-final - SUI vs KOR
“Tirinzoni looked like she was crossing the street there, looking left and right”
— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Semi-final - SUI vs KOR
“Saw a mountain goat on that one stone over there”
— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Semi-final - SUI vs KOR
“Thomas ‘I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, and yes I can!’ Scoffin”
— 2020 Brier, NL vs NO
“Ohhhh it’s gonna be a bumpy night”
— 2020 Brier, NL vs NO
“There’s one Gushue guy actually, on the end there …”
— 2020 Brier, NL vs NO
“People are going to be mush by the end of this”
— 2020 Brier, ON vs CA
“Don’t share your nickels”
— 2020 Brier, ON vs CA
“It’s funny how the curling rock spins sometimes”
— 2020 Brier, WC game
“Don’t tell me, don’t tell me, OH THAT CLOSE!”
— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB
“Forget the 71, thats 100%! Maybe 105 if you add bonus points …”
— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB
“By my count, that was my 12th good point”
— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB
“Oooh I’m gonna get you, you’re not getting in …”
— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB
“Schmeared it out the back, for a 3!”
— 2020 Scotties, ON vs MB
“Didn’t get all the wheels down …”
— 2020 Scotties, ON vs MB
“Like finding an easter egg, there it is!”
— 2020 Scotties, SK vs NO
“It’s better than close, it’s brilliant!”
— 2020 Scotties, NS vs WC
“Oh boy, that was a rough landing”
— 2020 Scotties, SK vs AB
“That just clunked like a bad transmission”
— 2020 Scotties, SK vs AB
“That was a sou'wester, that one”
— 2020 Scotties, MB vs CA
“Those stones have had some lives, haven’t they”
— 2020 Scotties, WC vs BC
“Okay, let’s put on the hindsight glasses”
— 2020 Scotties, WC vs BC
“That sizzling you hear is me …”
— 2020 Scotties, SK vs CA
“The broom slam made a bigger noise than the shot”
— 2020 Continental Cup
“You can remember when it was a toaster that you played for, and when the prize money increased it became a four slice toaster”
— 2019 Canada Cup final, Homan vs Fleury
“Hello there, it’s the holiday season … and Homan with a gift!”
— 2019 Canada Cup, Final - Homan vs Fleury
“Somewhere in the mountains in the alps there’s a cow going ‘thank you’”
— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Final - Sweden vs Switzerland
“Silvana just doesn’t have that stomach we’re talking about”
— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Korea vs Switzerland
“Bang! And there they go like a couple of niblets …”
— 2019 Brier, NO vs AB
“Sometimes their success comes from the fact that they can speak properly and I can’t”
— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Korea vs Canada
“He just absolutely surgically cut that out of there!”
— 2019 Brier Final, AB vs WC
“Welding torches are out!”
— 2019 Brier Final, AB vs WC
“I am a man of few words”
— 2019 Brier, CA vs AB
“Back 4 … Back 12 … Back seat of a car in the parking lot …”
— 2019 Brier, MB vs WC
“He’s throwing a dart … and he’ll get a bullseye!”
— 2019 Brier, Wildcard entry - Botcher vs Epping
“As soon as the camera goes away you know he’s just going to stuff his face”
— 2019 Brier, Wildcard entry - Botcher vs Epping
“Taking advantage of an Alberta stuff, Saskatchewan comes up with the stuff!”
— 2019 Scotties, 1-2 game - AB vs SASK
“It’s like it was on a string, yo-yo for the win!”
— 2019 Scotties, CAN vs SASK
“If you drive that bus, be gentle.”
— 2019 Scotties, CAN vs SASK
“That’s the double-stuff, that’s the Oreo!”
— 2019 Scotties, Wildcard Qualifier
“Well played? Not necessarily.”
— 2019 Scotties, Wildcard Qualifier
“They missed a few classes in school, didn’t they …”
— 2019 Scotties, Wildcard Qualifier
“They saw it, and more importantly - they made it!”
— 2019 TSN Skins, Botcher vs Koe
“I think the cat has the advantage at the moment”
— 2019 TSN Skins, Botcher vs Koe
“At least I’m on the right continent …”
— 2019 Continental Cup, Homan vs Hasselborg (Mixed)
“That’s a wide-eyed-where’s-this-gonna-go kind of rock”
— 2019 Continental Cup, Jones vs Muirhead (Scramble)
“I’m like one of those scrambled eggs - a little fried”
— 2019 Continental Cup, Jones vs Muirhead (Scramble)
“Sorry, you weren’t wearing your nametag today”
— 2019 Continental Cup, Jones vs Muirhead (Scramble)
“Ya, you just bang that gong. That was great!”
— 2019 Continental Cup, Gushue vs Mouat
“Bam, Bam! Fred and Wilma would be proud”
— 2019 Continental Cup, Gushue vs Mouat
“Stuff-stuff and now you’re in tough!”
— 2018 Canada Cup, Homan vs Flaxey
“You always remember your first … and that was my first”
— 2018 Canada Cup, Homan vs. Flaxey
“I’m really sorry I picked up the phone when you guys called …”
— 2018 Continental Cup Final, Jacobs vs. Koe
“Nose and sit there, or nose and roll away?”
— 2018 Canada Cup Semi-final, Homan vs Jones
“Sweep Vic, just sweep!”
— 2018 Canada Cup Semi-final, Homan vs. Jones
“And please, don’t call me Cheryl”
— 2018 Continental Cup Final, Jacobs vs Koe
“They love that last rock, they don’t want to give it away!”
— 2018 Brier, Final - CA vs AB
“So he says: Come and get me! If you want to win, come and get me!”
— 2018 Brier, ON vs CA
“I just remembered that your clock is broken”
— 2018 Brier, 1-2 - ON vs CA
“Just so you know, those naps are really good”
— 2018 Brier, QC vs NO
“It’s gonna really take a pounding here!”
— 2018 Brier, AB vs NO
“That’s a snackable stone!”
— 2018 Brier, AB vs NO
“If this was another sport, you’d be looking for a lack of effort”
— 2018 Brier, 1-2 - ON vs CA
“Calling Dr. Jacobs for surgery!”
— 2018 Brier, 3-4 - NO vs AB
“In the grocery store, throwing a can of peas …”
— 2018 Brier, AB vs NO
“Have we been together too long?”
— 2018 Brier, QC vs NO
“The judge gives the award to “into the fryer” … and this judge does accept bribes”
— 2018 Brier, NO vs WC
“Is this a chance, or is this a strategy?”
— 2018 Brier, MB vs CA
“Paul Flemming is the best player on the ice”
— 2018 Brier, NS vs BC
“So I practice with myself. Basically, that’s all I do”
— 2018 Brier, NS vs BC
“You don’t ever want it to be a curved landing strip”
— 2018 Scotties 1-2 Game, MB vs WC
“Sylvie Robichaud decides to dance!”
— 2018 Scotties, NB vs MB
“4! I had to un-curl my fingers”
— 2018 Scotties, ON vs MB
“This is your captain speaking: we are seeing one heck of a game!”
— 2018 Scotties 1-2 Game, MB vs WC
“Well, they won an event in Whitby, Ontario …”
— 2018 Scotties, NO vs NS
“For some teams it’s already been a bump bump bump bump”
— 2017 Olympic Trials
“That’s my middle name: Cheesy”
— 2017 Women’s Worlds, Final - CAN vs RUS
“I have that habit of flushing it …”
— 2017 Brier, NL vs QC
“That means they need to pick this up and put it on their backs”
— 2017 Scotties Final, ON vs MB
“Knowing your mother, there’s no rust on her …”
— 2017 Scotties, ON vs NO
“Masters in science … Doctorate in surgery”
— 2017 Scotties, QC vs NL
“So here’s part of the revolving door, it spins around and spits out Charlie Thomas”
— 2016 Canada Cup, Men’s Final
“Satsuki Fujisawa has been coughing and wheezing her way to 96%”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds Semi Final, JPN vs RUS
“The universal sign you just gave me wasn’t very nice …”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds Semi Final, JPN vs RUS
“Could the argument be made that they weren’t consistent, or they were consistent but they had to adapt to different consistencies?”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds Semi Final, JPN vs RUS
“And across, and across, and across, and got it!”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds Semi Final, JPN vs RUS
“What kind of refrigerator do you have?”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds Semi Final, JPN vs RUS
“Are they behind the 8-rock? I think they are”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds 3-4 Game, CAN vs RUS
“The Russians have earned their Air Miles”
— 2016 Women’s Worlds 3-4 Game, CAN vs RUS
“There’s that squirt! Look at that squirt!”
— 2016 Brier
“Magic Mike! Magic Mike!”
— 2016 Brier
“He’s chiselled”
— 2016 Brier, NL vs QC
“OOOH he tickles it on the way by”
— 2016 Brier, NL vs MB
“Not up at 96%, but equally good at 86%”
— 2016 Scotties, Final - NO vs AB
“If you’re ever making green fudge … I don’t want any”
— 2016 Scotties Final, NO vs AB
“Team Canada, moving on up to a deluxe apartment!”
— 2016 Scotties
“She looks at the game a little differently … almost with a man’s eyes”
— 2016 Scotties, ON vs AB
“The hook is out - Epping’s the fish!”
— 2015 Canada Cup, Simmons vs Epping
“That is called picking the pocket!”
— 2015 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NOR
“Oh, HONEY I’M HOME!!!”
— 2015 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NOR
“Crack the two ears on Mickey’s ears, and away they go!”
— 2015 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SWE
“Up the back end goes, and here we go!”
— 2015 Brier Final, CA vs NO
“Who saw that surgery?!”
— 2015 Brier, ON vs NO
“And then the dance of the stones by Kennedy!”
— 2015 Brier, ON vs AB
“A,B,C … and we’re playing on D!”
— 2015 Brier, Relegation Final - PE vs YK
“If you add up all the fingers, it could be 3 or 4!”
— 2015 Scotties Final, MB vs AB
“There’s a Saskatchewan girl in Val Sweeting”
— 2015 Scotties Final, AB vs MB
“She just squished the meat out of that sandwich”
— 2015 Scotties, CA vs MB
“They have a little bit of a thinking problem”
— 2015 Scotties, NB vs NS
“Can she get the Buffalo back on top?”
— 2015 Scotties, MB mini-montage
“Put one hand away and count ‘em up! 1-2-3-4-and-5!”
— 2015 Scotties, NS vs NL
“They stole that from Star Trek: ‘may the force be with you’”
— 2015 Scotties, Relegation Final - NO vs NWT
“Here’s the first test, and they fail it”
— 2015 TSN Skins
“Look who is shitting”
— 2015 TSN Skins
“It takes a thief tonight!”
— 2015 TSN Skins
“Sharp, sharp, sharp”
— 2015 Continental Cup
“Sweden, the thief so far!”
— 2014 Men’s Worlds, Canada vs Sweden
“I love it when they back up”
— 2014 Brier, ON vs NL
“Lovely, lovely, lovely, that’s a scootch!”
— 2014 Brier, MB vs NL
“Has the game gotten to a point that you would *intentionally* put a left-hander on your team?”
— 2014 Scotties, Semi-Final - AB vs MB
“Quebec: one, two, three, draw, four!”
— 2014 Scotties
“No poutine between ends”
— 2014 Scotties
“Wouldn’t it be funny if I showed up driving the train?”
— 2014 Continental Cup
“Do you speak Swedish?”
— 2014 Continental Cup
“Our theme of the night is Niklas Edin”
— 2014 Continental Cup
“Oh no, no, no. Cici says “no no”!”
— 2014 Continental Cup, Singles
“If I could just scratch at Ryan Fry”
— 2014 TSN Skins, Final
“What’s the Swedish word for messy?”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds, Final
“What’s he on? Red, red, red, red.”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds, Bronze Medal Game
“He’s had an eye, Ryan Fry!”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds, Canada vs Norway
“Push one, roll one, push one! TWO!”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds
“You thought it was going to clunk the red all day”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds
“Oh no, oh no. Oh no! OH YES!”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds, Canada vs Scotland
“Xiaoming Xu, showing us his English!”
— 2013 Men’s Worlds, Canada vs China
“If you want to be better, you’ve got to get as good as they are”
— 2013 Brier, Final
“I’m not sure there’s much curl in that head”
— 2013 Brier, Semi-final
“How difficult is this?”
— 2013 Brier, 3-4 game
“Oh more than close, that’s great!”
— 2013 Brier, ON vs AB
“Called perfectly, thrown perfectly, brushed perfectly!”
— 2013 Brier, ON vs AB
“What a HONEY of a shot!”
— 2013 Brier, ON vs AB
“It’s like a little nest in there!”
— 2013 Brier, NO vs QC
“Wild!”
— 2013 Scotties, Final
“Oh, Heather Nedohin with her sugar balls”
— 2013 Scotties