“Still can't touch the Great Wall of Regina”

“Are we looking at Cinder-fella?!”

“Hope he wins tonight, or he will be a done-stone”

“He doesn't want to go Oromoct-O-and-7”

“The bees, the bees, the bees!”

“I'm not laughing out loud, I'm inwardly laughing”

“Rachel Homan, for a time, couldn’t even spell draw”

“And a 12-foot game becomes a 4-foot game”

“Someone check the stones for Velcro, they just will not move!”

“Right, pause, left, here it comes!”

“MacCuish push!”

“Let’s go for a walk ladies, let’s go for a walk.”

“Margot Flemming”

“The differences in the coaches-ing.”

“Mom might have a talk with you later.”

“That silly stone over there on the right-hand side”

“What would you like? Fries? Hamburger, maybe?”

“Are you giving this away? Are you going to give this away?? You did.”

“Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Hello, GOODBYE!!”

“A dandy by Grandy”

“Who makes the last mistake?”

“The brushing Bee Gees: staying alive, staying alive!”

“Crunch crunch, and now 1-2-3”

“We will be cheering every stone of the way”

“Makes the little bump, a little pooch as they say”

“It's a three-for-all!”

“Assume the positions!”

“Morris on top, and all kinds of pressure”

“Everybody take a stone!”

“The battle of the so-far-winless”

“I'm getting very good at my zeroes”

“You know, watching is different than driving”

“Pucker up! Oh, you don't get there”

“A force is a force, of course”

“Oh, the sound of the moose running loose”

“It is going, and going, and going … and it is gone”

“She learns a lot from you, and falls asleep with me”

“Not the pinball wizard ...”

“Oh very nice, Margot Flemming!”

“No knockout punch, but a nice little jab of 2”

“So the student smacks the teacher with a 5”

“So the stealers get stolen”

“That, Cathy, is how you park a horse”

“Some would say I'm a club commentator”

“Looked like a little bit of a fire drill there”

“You can just hear it beep as it goes backwards”

“They'll lose like they've never lost before”

“Lose, Win, Lose, Win, UH! ... Lose”

“Looking to make something of what appears to be nothing”

“Go one way, get the elastic band tight, and back the other way”

“Look at it go, back up, sideways, all directions!”

“Catcher in the Red”

“That’s five on this hand, and one on that hand”

“From control to doubt, just like that”

“Got a little train going here”

“The feet moved, the brush didn’t”

“Can you squeeze it, can you squish it?”

“She was Cinderella in a slider”

“She’s got the shovel out, she’s bailing!”

“Margot Flemming!”

“Friday morning, and the screw finally comes loose”

“Japan starts with a J”

“Tirinzoni looked like she was crossing the street there, looking left and right”

“Saw a mountain goat on that one stone over there”

“Ohhhh it’s gonna be a bumpy night”

“People are going to be mush by the end of this”

“Don’t share your nickels”

“It’s funny how the curling rock spins sometimes”

“Don’t tell me, don’t tell me, OH THAT CLOSE!”

“Forget the 71, thats 100%! Maybe 105 if you add bonus points …”

“By my count, that was my 12th good point”

“Oooh I’m gonna get you, you’re not getting in …”

“Schmeared it out the back, for a 3!”

“Didn’t get all the wheels down …”

“Like finding an easter egg, there it is!”

“It’s better than close, it’s brilliant!”

“Oh boy, that was a rough landing”

“That just clunked like a bad transmission”

“That was a sou'wester, that one”

“Those stones have had some lives, haven’t they”

“Okay, let’s put on the hindsight glasses”

“That sizzling you hear is me …”

“The broom slam made a bigger noise than the shot”

“Hello there, it’s the holiday season … and Homan with a gift!”

“Somewhere in the mountains in the alps there’s a cow going ‘thank you’”

“Silvana just doesn’t have that stomach we’re talking about”

“He just absolutely surgically cut that out of there!”

“Welding torches are out!”

“I am a man of few words”

“He’s throwing a dart … and he’ll get a bullseye!”

“As soon as the camera goes away you know he’s just going to stuff his face”

“Taking advantage of an Alberta stuff, Saskatchewan comes up with the stuff!”

“It’s like it was on a string, yo-yo for the win!”

“If you drive that bus, be gentle.”

“That’s the double-stuff, that’s the Oreo!”

“Well played? Not necessarily.”

“They missed a few classes in school, didn’t they …”

“They saw it, and more importantly - they made it!”

“I think the cat has the advantage at the moment”

“At least I’m on the right continent …”

“That’s a wide-eyed-where’s-this-gonna-go kind of rock”

“I’m like one of those scrambled eggs - a little fried”

“Sorry, you weren’t wearing your nametag today”

“Ya, you just bang that gong. That was great!”

“Bam, Bam! Fred and Wilma would be proud”

“Stuff-stuff and now you’re in tough!”

“You always remember your first … and that was my first”

“I’m really sorry I picked up the phone when you guys called …”

“Nose and sit there, or nose and roll away?”

“Sweep Vic, just sweep!”

“And please, don’t call me Cheryl”

“They love that last rock, they don’t want to give it away!”

“I just remembered that your clock is broken”

“Just so you know, those naps are really good”

“It’s gonna really take a pounding here!”

“That’s a snackable stone!”

“Calling Dr. Jacobs for surgery!”

“In the grocery store, throwing a can of peas …”

“Have we been together too long?”

“Is this a chance, or is this a strategy?”

“Paul Flemming is the best player on the ice”

“You don’t ever want it to be a curved landing strip”

“Sylvie Robichaud decides to dance!”

“4! I had to un-curl my fingers”

“This is your captain speaking: we are seeing one heck of a game!”

“Well, they won an event in Whitby, Ontario …”

“That’s my middle name: Cheesy”

“I have that habit of flushing it …”

“That means they need to pick this up and put it on their backs”

“Knowing your mother, there’s no rust on her …”

“Masters in science … Doctorate in surgery”

“Satsuki Fujisawa has been coughing and wheezing her way to 96%”

“The universal sign you just gave me wasn’t very nice …”

“And across, and across, and across, and got it!”

“What kind of refrigerator do you have?”

“Are they behind the 8-rock? I think they are”

“The Russians have earned their Air Miles”

“Magic Mike! Magic Mike!”

“He’s chiselled”

“OOOH he tickles it on the way by”

“Not up at 96%, but equally good at 86%”

“If you’re ever making green fudge … I don’t want any”

“The hook is out - Epping’s the fish!”

“That is called picking the pocket!”

“Oh, HONEY I’M HOME!!!”

“Crack the two ears on Mickey’s ears, and away they go!”

“Up the back end goes, and here we go!”

“Who saw that surgery?!”

“And then the dance of the stones by Kennedy!”

“A,B,C … and we’re playing on D!”

“If you add up all the fingers, it could be 3 or 4!”

“There’s a Saskatchewan girl in Val Sweeting”

“She just squished the meat out of that sandwich”

“They have a little bit of a thinking problem”

“Can she get the Buffalo back on top?”

“Put one hand away and count ‘em up! 1-2-3-4-and-5!”

“They stole that from Star Trek: ‘may the force be with you’”

“Here’s the first test, and they fail it”

“Look who is shitting”

“It takes a thief tonight!”

“Sharp, sharp, sharp”

“Sweden, the thief so far!”

“I love it when they back up”

“Lovely, lovely, lovely, that’s a scootch!”

“Quebec: one, two, three, draw, four!”

“No poutine between ends”

“Do you speak Swedish?”

“Our theme of the night is Niklas Edin”

“Oh no, no, no. Cici says “no no”!”

“If I could just scratch at Ryan Fry”

“What’s the Swedish word for messy?”

“What’s he on? Red, red, red, red.”

“He’s had an eye, Ryan Fry!”

“Push one, roll one, push one! TWO!”

“Oh no, oh no. Oh no! OH YES!”

“Xiaoming Xu, showing us his English!”

“I’m not sure there’s much curl in that head”

“How difficult is this?”

“Oh more than close, that’s great!”

“What a HONEY of a shot!”

“It’s like a little nest in there!”

“Wild!”

“Oh, Heather Nedohin with her sugar balls”