Make The Final

I stand still and I’ll get the bus. One way, and back again

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:27:36 -0400

— 2026 Men’s Worlds, Semi-final - CAN vs SCO

Sticks on the ice, puck ends up top edge of the four

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 22:22:42 -0400

— 2026 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs JAP

Bang, and bang, and go, and no

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 23:51:55 -0400

— 2026 Women’s Worlds, CAN vs JPN

Bump it, bump it, bump it, bump it, GONE!

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 21:47:19 -0400

— 2026 Women’s Worlds, CAN vs JAP

He wanted to dance, and they’re dancing a three-step!

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 20:15:25 -0400

— 2026 Brier, Final - MB vs AB

So they’re going digging!

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 19:54:34 -0400

— 2026 Brier, Final - MB vs AB

Raise your tray tables!

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:55:18 -0500

— 2026 Scotties, 1-2 - CA vs MB

Bang bang bang, tick tick tick tick!

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 19:34:29 -0500

— 2026 Scotties, 1-2 - CA vs MB

Firing blanks on a Tuesday night at the Scotties

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 19:34:08 -0500

— 2026 Scotties, AB vs AB

She did come in with a reputation of being a bit of a banger

Sat, 24 Jan 2026 19:19:26 -0500

— 2026 Scotties, ON vs CA

Of course, the no tickle rule

Sat, 24 Jan 2026 19:12:03 -0500

— 2026 Scotties, ON vs CA

Both teams could use a little lighthouse to find the way

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 15:23:16 -0400

— 2025 Olympic Trials, Homan vs Einerson

There’s few more confident curlers than Sam Mooibroek

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 11:29:09 -0600

— 2025 Invitational

Not on the X, but on the Swiss cross!

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 19:31:32 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, Final - SCO vs SUI

Forgive me if I feel like I’m sitting at the table with Mom and Dad

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:10:25 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, Final - SCO vs SUI

Swiss timing didn’t work there

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 22:32:39 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SUI

And my eye says: I don’t know

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:41:01 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SUI

I always include myself

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:09:09 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SUI

Yes, that is one

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 22:15:01 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs CZE

He’s playing peekaboo with us

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 22:10:01 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs CZE

I’m not sure I would use tickable

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 13:45:17 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SWE

And he’ll just squirt it out!

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 19:16:15 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SCO

They may look tired, but they look good

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:03:04 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs KOR

Here we go again, and here we go again, and here we go again!

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 22:15:22 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs GER

Germany … where did you come from?

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 21:48:22 -0400

— 2025 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs GER

There’s a lot of people who would like to be me

Sat, 22 Mar 2025 22:30:59 -0400

— 2025 Women’s Worlds, Bronze - KOR vs CHN

Maybe, possibly, could be … and it is!

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 21:53:29 -0400

— 2025 Women’s Worlds, Qualification - CAN vs SCO

If she sees it, get out of her way!

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 21:38:02 -0400

— 2025 Women’s Worlds, Qualification - CAN vs SCO

Sometimes you’ll say oh Ben, but this time you’ll say thank you Ben!

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:49:33 -0400

— 2025 Brier, Final - MB-D vs AB-J

Yes - you - do - Gu - shue!

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:27:59 -0400

— 2025 Brier, Semifinal - CA vs AB-J

Where’s this roll going to go? Nowhere

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:25:27 -0400

— 2025 Brier, Semifinal - CA vs AB-J

Won’t get through, not cleared for landing!

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 14:46:20 -0400

— 2025 Brier, Semifinal - CA vs AB-J

The air should have moved it!

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 22:23:39 -0500

— 2025 Brier, 1-2 - CA vs MB-D

He’s a human pebbling can out there

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 16:11:28 -0500

— 2025 Brier, 3-4, MB-C vs AB-J

Hebert will be the headlights

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:14:49 -0500

— 2025 Brier, CA vs AB-J

Coming through, coming through, coming through! Wow

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 22:22:07 -0500

— 2025 Brier, MB-C vs MB-D

One there, one there, one there … that’s three!

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 22:09:18 -0500

— 2025 Brier, MB-C vs MB-D

It’s been a Tuesday afternoon delight

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 18:46:28 -0500

— 2025 Brier, NO vs MB-C

As the hand goes up, Gushue draws the four-foot, and the girls are happy!

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 22:11:39 -0500

— 2025 Brier, CA vs MB-C

Like that, like that, exactly like that for two!

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 23:04:15 -0500

— 2025 Brier, ON vs SK-M

Sixteen stones result in one point

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 22:25:03 -0500

— 2025 Brier, ON vs SK-M

It’s hard not to sneak a peek

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 17:55:08 -0500

— 2025 Brier, ON vs QC

I don’t think you want to have that puzzled look so early

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 22:02:42 -0500

— 2025 Brier, AB-K vs MB-D

Flemming, doing the bunny-hop!

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 20:26:59 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, AB-SK vs CA

Don’t be gentle! There you go.

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 20:43:21 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, Final - CA vs MB-E

If they can, if they can, if they can, they do!

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 20:42:48 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, Final - CA vs MB-E

Abracadabra, Val makes them disappear!

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 20:21:22 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, Page 1-2, CA vs MB-E

I understand those naps are kind of good

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:33:32 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, Page 1-2, CA vs MB-E

Margot Flemming! And the second straight end she’s come up with a house-buster

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 14:50:17 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, Quarter Final - AB-SK vs NS

And it will be, and it is not

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 21:16:13 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, AB-SK vs ON

A couple of gifts handed back and forth, and Ontario was the last to unwrap

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 19:26:53 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, AB-SK vs ON

Ontario thought they gave it away, Skrlik then said return to sender

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 19:23:10 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, AB-SK vs ON

Weak start, strong finish!

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 15:22:53 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, CA vs NS

That door just opened, and Black walked through with two

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 14:02:19 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, CA vs NS

She’s going to lose that one, and she’s going to lose the game

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:59:15 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, MB-C vs NS

There’s one, there’s two, there’s three, there’s four!

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:08:31 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, MB-C vs NS

What did Christina Black pull out of her hat? A little black magic!

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 22:04:48 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, MB-E vs MB-C

Where’s this stone going to be? Nowhere.

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:42:39 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, MB-E vs MB-C

Well played game for Margot Flemming

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 16:03:01 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, AB-SK vs SK

So a splish, but no splash

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 15:09:36 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, QC vs MB-E

He loooooves his chicken!

Sun, 16 Feb 2025 20:51:40 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, QC vs ON

That gauge is called a thermometer … I wasn’t going to stick it there

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 15:37:05 -0500

— 2025 Scotties, ON vs NS

It is, or it will be. If you put them together, it'll'm

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:07:39 -0400

— 2024 Brier, Semi-final

Somebody will write a curling comic book about him: The Flasch

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 15:53:59 -0400

— 2024 Brier, Semi-final

Still can't touch the Great Wall of Regina

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 22:15:30 -0500

— 2024 Brier, Page 1/2

Are we looking at Cinder-fella?!

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 20:29:34 -0500

— 2024 Brier, Page 3/4

Hope he wins tonight, or he will be a done-stone

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 20:12:55 -0500

— 2024 Brier, Dunstone vs Jacobs

He doesn't want to go Oromoct-O-and-7

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 21:31:46 -0500

— 2024 Brier, Botcher vs Carruthers

The bees, the bees, the bees!

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 15:37:31 -0500

— 2024 Brier, Koe vs McEwen

I'm not laughing out loud, I'm inwardly laughing

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 19:10:37 -0500

— 2024 Brier, AB vs AB

Rachel Homan, for a time, couldn’t even spell draw

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 23:20:30 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Page 1-2 - Homan vs Jones

And a 12-foot game becomes a 4-foot game

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 22:43:52 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Page 1-2 - Homan vs Jones

Someone check the stones for Velcro, they just will not move!

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 21:24:33 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Page 1-2 - Homan vs Jones

Right, pause, left, here it comes!

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 22:00:27 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Sturmay

MacCuish push!

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 21:58:47 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Sturmay

Let’s go for a walk ladies, let’s go for a walk.

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 20:23:37 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Sturmay

Margot Flemming

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 22:06:18 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Grandy vs Cameron

The differences in the coaches-ing.

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:41:18 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson

Mom might have a talk with you later.

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:40:47 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson

That silly stone over there on the right-hand side

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:40:19 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson

What would you like? Fries? Hamburger, maybe?

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:39:57 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs Einerson

Unless she falls down, or throws it to Canmore, it's going to be a two.

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:39:18 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Homan vs Jones

Jones had the chance to close the door, left it open. Homan walks through for one.

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:38:42 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Homan vs Jones

Everything has been a Cirque du Soleil shot so far for Laurie St. George

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:38:15 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, QC vs AB

Are you giving this away? Are you going to give this away?? You did.

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:37:06 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs McCarville

Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Hello, GOODBYE!!

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:35:27 -0500

— 2024 Scotties, Lawes vs McCarville

A dandy by Grandy

Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:57:27 -0800

— 2023 Scotties, CA vs BC

Who makes the last mistake?

Sat, 09 Apr 2022 22:18:15 -0400

— 2022 Men’s Worlds, Semi-final - CAN vs USA

The brushing Bee Gees: staying alive, staying alive!

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 19:45:16 -0400

— 2022 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NED

So a little bit of a change in strategy for the Canadians - make the Dutch make some shots

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 17:55:48 -0400

— 2022 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NED

Crunch crunch, and now 1-2-3

Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:26:20 -0400

— 2022 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs CZE

We will be cheering every stone of the way

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 22:09:29 -0400

— 2022 Women’s Worlds, Final - Switzerland vs Korea

Makes the little bump, a little pooch as they say

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:12:53 -0400

— 2022 Women’s Worlds, CAN vs SUI

It's a three-for-all!

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 21:56:44 -0400

— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC

Assume the positions!

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 21:06:33 -0400

— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC

Morris on top, and all kinds of pressure

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 21:02:33 -0400

— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC

Everybody take a stone!

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 20:52:51 -0400

— 2022 Brier, Final - AB vs WC

The battle of the so-far-winless

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 20:59:24 -0500

— 2022 Brier, NS vs NO

Paul Flemming is 53 ... we're not quite sure if there's a future left for him

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 20:35:24 -0500

— 2022 Brier, NS vs NO

I'm getting very good at my zeroes

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 22:39:07 -0500

— 2022 Brier, CA vs AB

You know, watching is different than driving

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 20:34:18 -0500

— 2022 Brier, CA vs AB

Pucker up! Oh, you don't get there

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 20:31:02 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, 1-2 game - NB vs NO

A force is a force, of course

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:05:34 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, 3-4 game - CA vs WC

Oh, the sound of the moose running loose

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:26:05 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, Playoffs - NO vs WC

So here we go, click click click click click click click click click click, tiebreaker!

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 18:37:20 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, Tiebreaker - NT vs MB

It is going, and going, and going … and it is gone

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 13:54:36 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, Playoffs - NO vs NS

She learns a lot from you, and falls asleep with me

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 20:16:20 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, MB vs NS

Not the pinball wizard ...

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 19:41:37 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, SK vs NO

Oh very nice, Margot Flemming!

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 10:56:38 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, NT vs MB

😊

No knockout punch, but a nice little jab of 2

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 11:34:53 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, WC1 vs WC2

So the student smacks the teacher with a 5

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 19:40:41 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, QC vs CA

So the stealers get stolen

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 16:28:04 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC3

That, Cathy, is how you park a horse

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 22:50:09 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2

Our first reader submitted post!

Some would say I'm a club commentator

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 21:47:01 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2

Looked like a little bit of a fire drill there

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 20:53:09 -0500

— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2

You can just hear it beep as it goes backwards

Sat, 27 Nov 2021 16:40:15 -0500

— 2021 Olympic Trials, Semi Final - Koe vs Jacobs

They'll lose like they've never lost before

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 15:32:56 -0500

— 2021 Olympic Trials, Einarson vs Rocque

Lose, Win, Lose, Win, UH! ... Lose

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 21:49:50 -0500

— 2021 Olympic Trials, Homan vs Einerson

Looking to make something of what appears to be nothing

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 10:39:00 -0500

— 2021 Olympic Trials, Homan vs McCarville

Go one way, get the elastic band tight, and back the other way

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 20:51:00 -0500

— 2021 Olympic Trials, Jones vs Einarson

Referring to Shannon Birchard’s release.

It’s a fight here, it’s a fight! And they’re going to lose it

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 22:06:00 -0500

— 2021 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs NOR

You build up muscle in your arms, but that brain muscle too, and that is still to come for some of these teams

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 22:06:00 -0500

— 2021 Men’s Worlds, CAN vs SWE

In a game where he has struggled with the weight, suddenly the weight is off his shoulders

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 20:15:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, ON vs WC3

Look at it go, back up, sideways, all directions!

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 20:14:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, ON vs WC3

Catcher in the Red

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:59:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, WC2 vs ON

That’s five on this hand, and one on that hand

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:58:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, NS vs QC

There’s the Christmas tree, but he crashed. The bough fell down

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:58:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, NS vs QC

From control to doubt, just like that

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:57:00 -0500

— 2021 Scotties Final, ON vs CAN

Got a little train going here

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:57:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, CAN vs WC1

The feet moved, the brush didn’t

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:57:00 -0500

— 2021 Brier, WC1 vs NO

Can you squeeze it, can you squish it?

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:56:00 -0500

— 2021 Scotties Final, ON vs CAN

You’re the next contestant. Here we go to the edge of the button!

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:56:00 -0500

— 2021 Scotties Final, ON vs CAN

She was Cinderella in a slider

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 20:45:00 -0500

— 2021 Scotties, QC vs PEI

She’s got the shovel out, she’s bailing!

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 21:48:00 -0500

— 2021 Scotties, WC2 vs CAN

Margot Flemming!

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 21:47:00 -0500

— 2021 Scotties, WC2 vs CAN

Friday morning, and the screw finally comes loose

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:11:00 -0500

— 2018 Women’s Worlds, CAN vs JPN

Japan starts with a J

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:13:00 -0500

— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Semi-final - SUI vs KOR

Tirinzoni looked like she was crossing the street there, looking left and right

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 19:53:00 -0500

— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Semi-final - SUI vs KOR

Saw a mountain goat on that one stone over there

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 19:45:00 -0500

— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Semi-final - SUI vs KOR

Thomas ‘I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, and yes I can!’ Scoffin

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 20:33:00 -0500

— 2020 Brier, NL vs NO

Ohhhh it’s gonna be a bumpy night

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 19:46:00 -0500

— 2020 Brier, NL vs NO

There’s one Gushue guy actually, on the end there …

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 19:46:00 -0500

— 2020 Brier, NL vs NO

People are going to be mush by the end of this

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 16:56:00 -0500

— 2020 Brier, ON vs CA

Don’t share your nickels

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 16:00:00 -0500

— 2020 Brier, ON vs CA

It’s funny how the curling rock spins sometimes

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 08:01:00 -0500

— 2020 Brier, WC game

Don’t tell me, don’t tell me, OH THAT CLOSE!

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:38:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB

Forget the 71, thats 100%! Maybe 105 if you add bonus points …

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:21:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB

By my count, that was my 12th good point

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:20:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB

Oooh I’m gonna get you, you’re not getting in …

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:18:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, Final - ON vs MB

Schmeared it out the back, for a 3!

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 20:03:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, ON vs MB

Didn’t get all the wheels down …

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 19:59:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, ON vs MB

Like finding an easter egg, there it is!

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 21:33:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, SK vs NO

It’s better than close, it’s brilliant!

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 21:51:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, NS vs WC

Oh boy, that was a rough landing

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:21:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, SK vs AB

That just clunked like a bad transmission

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:13:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, SK vs AB

That was a sou'wester, that one

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 15:26:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, MB vs CA

Those stones have had some lives, haven’t they

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 20:11:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, WC vs BC

Okay, let’s put on the hindsight glasses

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 20:10:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, WC vs BC

That sizzling you hear is me …

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 15:17:00 -0500

— 2020 Scotties, SK vs CA

The broom slam made a bigger noise than the shot

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 19:57:00 -0500

— 2020 Continental Cup

You can remember when it was a toaster that you played for, and when the prize money increased it became a four slice toaster

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 14:50:00 -0500

— 2019 Canada Cup final, Homan vs Fleury

Hello there, it’s the holiday season … and Homan with a gift!

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 14:40:00 -0500

— 2019 Canada Cup, Final - Homan vs Fleury

Somewhere in the mountains in the alps there’s a cow going ‘thank you’

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 13:21:00 -0500

— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Final - Sweden vs Switzerland

Silvana just doesn’t have that stomach we’re talking about

Sat, 23 Mar 2019 18:59:00 -0500

— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Korea vs Switzerland

Bang! And there they go like a couple of niblets …

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 11:05:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier, NO vs AB

Sometimes their success comes from the fact that they can speak properly and I can’t

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 08:50:00 -0500

— 2019 Women’s Worlds, Korea vs Canada

He just absolutely surgically cut that out of there!

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 21:44:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier Final, AB vs WC

Welding torches are out!

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 20:28:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier Final, AB vs WC

I am a man of few words

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 21:04:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier, CA vs AB

Back 4 … Back 12 … Back seat of a car in the parking lot …

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 20:51:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier, MB vs WC

He’s throwing a dart … and he’ll get a bullseye!

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:56:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier, Wildcard entry - Botcher vs Epping

As soon as the camera goes away you know he’s just going to stuff his face

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:46:00 -0500

— 2019 Brier, Wildcard entry - Botcher vs Epping

Taking advantage of an Alberta stuff, Saskatchewan comes up with the stuff!

Sat, 23 Feb 2019 20:49:00 -0500

— 2019 Scotties, 1-2 game - AB vs SASK

It’s like it was on a string, yo-yo for the win!

Sat, 16 Feb 2019 21:25:00 -0500

— 2019 Scotties, CAN vs SASK

If you drive that bus, be gentle.

Sat, 16 Feb 2019 21:16:00 -0500

— 2019 Scotties, CAN vs SASK

That’s the double-stuff, that’s the Oreo!

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 21:34:00 -0500

— 2019 Scotties, Wildcard Qualifier

Well played? Not necessarily.

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 21:31:00 -0500

— 2019 Scotties, Wildcard Qualifier

They missed a few classes in school, didn’t they …

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 19:31:00 -0500

— 2019 Scotties, Wildcard Qualifier

They saw it, and more importantly - they made it!

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 18:00:00 -0500

— 2019 TSN Skins, Botcher vs Koe

I think the cat has the advantage at the moment

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 17:56:00 -0500

— 2019 TSN Skins, Botcher vs Koe

At least I’m on the right continent …

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:51:00 -0500

— 2019 Continental Cup, Homan vs Hasselborg (Mixed)

That’s a wide-eyed-where’s-this-gonna-go kind of rock

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:47:00 -0500

— 2019 Continental Cup, Jones vs Muirhead (Scramble)

I’m like one of those scrambled eggs - a little fried

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:46:00 -0500

— 2019 Continental Cup, Jones vs Muirhead (Scramble)

Sorry, you weren’t wearing your nametag today

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:45:00 -0500

— 2019 Continental Cup, Jones vs Muirhead (Scramble)

Ya, you just bang that gong. That was great!

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:44:00 -0500

— 2019 Continental Cup, Gushue vs Mouat

Bam, Bam! Fred and Wilma would be proud

Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:39:00 -0500

— 2019 Continental Cup, Gushue vs Mouat

Stuff-stuff and now you’re in tough!

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 19:26:00 -0500

— 2018 Canada Cup, Homan vs Flaxey

You always remember your first … and that was my first

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 19:25:00 -0500

— 2018 Canada Cup, Homan vs. Flaxey

I’m really sorry I picked up the phone when you guys called …

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 19:24:00 -0500

— 2018 Continental Cup Final, Jacobs vs. Koe

Nose and sit there, or nose and roll away?

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 19:20:00 -0500

— 2018 Canada Cup Semi-final, Homan vs Jones

Sweep Vic, just sweep!

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 19:19:00 -0500

— 2018 Canada Cup Semi-final, Homan vs. Jones

And please, don’t call me Cheryl

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 19:13:00 -0500

— 2018 Continental Cup Final, Jacobs vs Koe

They love that last rock, they don’t want to give it away!

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:53:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, Final - CA vs AB

So he says: Come and get me! If you want to win, come and get me!

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:52:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, ON vs CA

I just remembered that your clock is broken

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:41:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, 1-2 - ON vs CA

Just so you know, those naps are really good

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:40:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, QC vs NO

It’s gonna really take a pounding here!

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:39:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, AB vs NO

That’s a snackable stone!

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:39:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, AB vs NO

If this was another sport, you’d be looking for a lack of effort

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:37:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, 1-2 - ON vs CA

Calling Dr. Jacobs for surgery!

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 17:23:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, 3-4 - NO vs AB

I have a booth similar to this built at home, and I go in it and I sit in it, and I have my two people over here I pretend are there, and I talk to them

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 08:48:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, NS vs BC

Here’s a link to this one on YouTube. I recommend listening to it at 0.5x speed, it’s absolutely delightful!

In the grocery store, throwing a can of peas …

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:38:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, AB vs NO

Have we been together too long?

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:37:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, QC vs NO

The judge gives the award to “into the fryer” … and this judge does accept bribes

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:37:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, NO vs WC

Is this a chance, or is this a strategy?

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:36:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, MB vs CA

Paul Flemming is the best player on the ice

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:34:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, NS vs BC

So I practice with myself. Basically, that’s all I do

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 23:33:00 -0500

— 2018 Brier, NS vs BC

You don’t ever want it to be a curved landing strip

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 09:48:00 -0500

— 2018 Scotties 1-2 Game, MB vs WC

Sylvie Robichaud decides to dance!

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 09:35:00 -0500

— 2018 Scotties, NB vs MB

4! I had to un-curl my fingers

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 09:34:00 -0500

— 2018 Scotties, ON vs MB

This is your captain speaking: we are seeing one heck of a game!

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 09:26:00 -0500

— 2018 Scotties 1-2 Game, MB vs WC

Well, they won an event in Whitby, Ontario …

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 09:26:00 -0500

— 2018 Scotties, NO vs NS

For some teams it’s already been a bump bump bump bump

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 19:08:00 -0500

— 2017 Olympic Trials

That’s my middle name: Cheesy

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 14:25:00 -0500

— 2017 Women’s Worlds, Final - CAN vs RUS

I have that habit of flushing it …

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 21:06:00 -0500

— 2017 Brier, NL vs QC

That means they need to pick this up and put it on their backs

Sun, 05 Mar 2017 16:12:00 -0500

— 2017 Scotties Final, ON vs MB

Knowing your mother, there’s no rust on her …

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 16:20:00 -0500

— 2017 Scotties, ON vs NO

Masters in science … Doctorate in surgery

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 17:26:00 -0500

— 2017 Scotties, QC vs NL

So here’s part of the revolving door, it spins around and spits out Charlie Thomas

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 19:48:00 -0500

— 2016 Canada Cup, Men’s Final

Satsuki Fujisawa has been coughing and wheezing her way to 96%

Sat, 26 Mar 2016 23:09:00 -0500