“Pucker up! Oh, you don't get there”
— 2022 Scotties, 1-2 game - NB vs NO
“A force is a force, of course”
— 2022 Scotties, 3-4 game - CA vs WC
“Oh, the sound of the moose running loose”
— 2022 Scotties, Playoffs - NO vs WC
“So here we go, click click click click click click click click click click, tiebreaker!”
— 2022 Scotties, Tiebreaker - NT vs MB
“It is going, and going, and going … and it is gone”
— 2022 Scotties, Playoffs - NO vs NS
“She learns a lot from you, and falls asleep with me”
— 2022 Scotties, MB vs NS
“Not the pinball wizard ...”
— 2022 Scotties, SK vs NO
“Oh very nice, Margot Flemming!”
— 2022 Scotties, NT vs MB
“No knockout punch, but a nice little jab of 2”
— 2022 Scotties, WC1 vs WC2
“So the student smacks the teacher with a 5”
— 2022 Scotties, QC vs CA
“So the stealers get stolen”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC3
“That, Cathy, is how you park a horse”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2
“Some would say I'm a club commentator”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2
“Looked like a little bit of a fire drill there”
— 2022 Scotties, NO vs WC2